Posts Tagged ‘ FA Cup ’

Enochtelli

Mario with brother Enoch

Sunderland have reportedly been offered the once in a life time opportunity to sign Balotelli – Enoch Balotelli! Mario’s younger brother who was at Stoke only a few months ago has arrived on Wearside to be put through his paces after failing to secure a contract with Tony Pulis’ men. Enoch, who currently lives with his brother in Cheshire, is keen to show his talent. However Sunderland want to see how he does on trial first after Stoke staff called him “raw”.

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Tinchytelli

Tinchy Stryder – Why Always Me?

Disc Jockeytelli

It appears that Mario Balotelli may be thinking about a career change – to become a professional DJ. The striker reportedly spent some time with the legendary Tim Westwood at an event in Manchester on Thursday where he outlined his ambition to play bangin’ tunes. The City star professed to have a love for club music and is said to have come to an agreement with Westwood over taking a series of lessons from the hip-hop DJ. Mario has already confirmed that he will be investing in the best decks available before his lessons start in the hope of being able to play his favourite music, described as ‘club bangers’ and ‘party jamz’.

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Beckhatelli

When Mario Balotelli met David Beckham during United’s 3 – 2 win over City at the Etihad Stadium this weekend the usual pleasantries were exchanged, only for Becks to seemingly wipe his nose with a Sky Blues jersey as soon as the formalities were over. There certainly appears to be some confusion over how clothing seems to work at Man City, first Mario getting in a tangle and now Golden Balls mistaking their strip for a giant blue hanky…

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Prodigelli

Boffins debate whether Balotelli is a genius or not. But seriously guys, was the answer ever in any doubt?

Click here to listen to the debate…

Santatelli

Perhaps the most bizarre rumour surrounding Mario Balotelli this year, he was allegedly spotted driving around Manchester dressed as Father Christmas handing out £20 notes. No pictures to prove it yet, but I’m wholly inclined to believe it. He’s just the gift that keeps on giving!

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Banditelli

Mere hours after suffering defeat to Chelsea on Monday evening, the Manchester City first team still went out to celebrate their anual Christmas party at trendy Mayfair joint, Anaya. As an added bonus the Sky Blues stars went in fancy dress with the likes of Owen Hargreaves dressing as the Caped Crusader, Gareth Barry as Where’s Wally and Joe Hart as his American Football alter-ego, ‘Hartdog’. Pick of the bunch however would have to be Gael Clichy, who want as an Avatar.

But all eyes were waiting to see what barmy Balotelli would conjure up. Perhaps not putting in as much effort as Clichy, Mario seemed concerned to keep his identity hidden as he strolled in as a masked bandit.

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